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  • Fart, even if people die from it. (Taken from "Khan: The Master of Farting", vol-4, chap-14, pg-119)

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    • The only good Indian is a dead Indian - Indian Proverb

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      • Don't visit Alan and Mansour, they fart even louder than Khan (Taken from Khan: the master of farting, Vol-3, Chap-2, pg-12)

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        • always use 2 ply toilet paper

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          • Originally posted by sun-of-a-beach View Post
            always use 2 ply toilet paper
            3 ply is absolutely needed by those who are really full of shit.

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            • Originally posted by aussieinbg View Post

              3 ply is absolutely needed by those who are really full of shit.
              The French washed, but not rubbed. Use a bidet.

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              • A misogynist is man who treats women like they treat each other.

                *Hades' morning conclusion after review of social media*

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                • We are all brave until we realize that cockroach has wings (Taken from Khan's collected quotes of wisdom, vol-2, chap-8, pg-93)

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                  • Originally posted by strangerzero View Post
                    We are all brave until we realize that cockroach has wings (Taken from Khan's collected quotes of wisdom, vol-2, chap-8, pg-93)
                    Cause khan is scared of cockroach and jump to the chair when he sees them..

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                    • I love all kinds of insects, and I've heard Indonesia has some really interesting lady bugs like Naren (Taken from Khan's book of mischievous quotes of wisdom, Vol-5, Chap-7, pg-2)

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                      • behind the dog it is 'dog' , in front of it, it's 'mister dog.' - Jamaican Proverb

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                        • Never ever wear brown shoes with a navy suit.
                          Last edited by johnnyblaz; 01-13-2018, 08:36 PM.

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                          • With great power comes great electricity bill - unkown writer

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                            • If you live in a glass house, Change clothes in the basement.
                              Lookin' for Booty on the Seven seas.

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                              • If you live on a barren soil like Planet Mars, you can change your clothes anywhere anytime (aken from Khan's book of mischievous quotes of wisdom, Vol-5, Chap-7, pg-2)

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