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  • Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B.Johnson

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    • Please!!! Never eat the yellow snow!!!

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      • Verbal contracts are about as useful as a fart on a treadmill - Robert Rinder

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        • Now I understand who moron is.....

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          • At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role - Donald Sutherland

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            • Originally posted by Naren_ayu View Post
              Now I understand who moron is.....
              Wisdom is the smell of old age. Experience is a corrected mistakes (error correction).
              Last edited by dmitri11; 07-02-2018, 06:04 AM.

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              • if you're not sure about something, don't do it

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                • I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class - Demetri Martin

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                  • Originally posted by Alan_br View Post
                    At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role - Donald Sutherland
                    lip-service; hot air; idle words

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                    • Originally posted by ElinaMarj View Post
                      if you're not sure about something, don't do it
                      Eyes are afraid, but hands are doing the job. (rus.) ... You never know what you can do till you try. (eng.)

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                      • Never and i mean never eat the yellow snow

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                        • Bathroom humor, fart, and poo poo humor in movies gets a laugh. It's a pretty easy audience, and that's been around for ages - Selma Blair

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                          • Let your friend thinks about you by theirselves so you will know it is sincere or not..

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                            • Do not wash your hair with maple syrup unless you are going to eat pancakes.

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                              • Food is not good for everyone (someone at a bus stop, Paris, mid 80s)

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