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  • New York City gives you Canc-aids and if you visit you will die!!!!!

    I read somewhere recently that statistics in a medical journal show that in 2018 per 10,000 tourists 8655 of them will develop a new strain of disease called canc-aids which is a combination of terminal cancer and super aids, within 3 weeks of infection you die a painful death. This disease is contracted by the filthy streets, deadly sewage leakage and polluted air along with daily medical waste dumping from a military experimental nerve agent facility masquerading as a starbucks.

    First part of your body to be infected is your tongue which swells up like a basketball and rips off your jawbone, that is so it impossible to scream and beg for a quicker death, after that it's all downhill where it spreads to your genitals, ears and both middle fingers, your eyes are not infected in the slightest, this is so you get to see your body dissolve like a melted rubber dingy fire and you can see the look of horror on the faces of nurses, doctors, specialists and your loved ones.

    The CDC are advising NO ONE visits New York City, I repeat do not visit New York City, it will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    • #3
      Zombie apocalypse anyone?

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      • #4
        I have always knew that starbucks' coffee shops are the gates to hell. Might eternal love, peace and happiness come upon people who can make their coffee by themselves at morning.

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        • #5
          Errt, as a graduate of NYU, which has produced Alec Baldwin, Alan Greenspan, and Abby Joseph Cohen, all of whom are alive, I'd say NYC is AAA.

          Speaking of AAA and NYC, we need a new battery park.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by FiveSeven View Post
            I have always knew that starbucks' coffee shops are the gates to hell.
            Sure - weak dishwater style coffee overloaded with sugar from starbleeerks. I get far far better coffee for about 30c a shot from the coffee machines in Bulgaria than the urinal-dispensed liquid that you buy at Starbucks.

            Originally posted by FiveSeven View Post
            Might eternal love, peace and happiness come upon people who can make their coffee by themselves at morning.
            Or at least something resembling real coffee.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by aussieinbg View Post

              Sure - weak dishwater style coffee overloaded with sugar from starbleeerks. I get far far better coffee for about 30c a shot from the coffee machines in Bulgaria than the urinal-dispensed liquid that you buy at Starbucks.
              Soylatte and f(r)apunccino, the morning coffee starbucks program of a hipster.

              Originally posted by aussieinbg View Post
              Or at least something resembling real coffee.
              Good aromatic coffee at morning is the start in a day.
              Last edited by FiveSeven; 01-18-2019, 02:36 AM.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by FiveSeven View Post
                Soylatte and f(r)apunccino, the morning coffee starbucks program of a hipster.
                The letters for the word "hipster" contain the word "shit" - that's as good an explanation as any for hipsters enjoying starbucks.

                Originally posted by FiveSeven View Post
                Good aromatic coffee at morning is the start in a day.
                I always thought it was caffeine that was the active ingredient in coffee

                Starfucks coffee smells more like it came from a baking oven from cakes made with too much sugar and vanilla essence than from an actual coffee machine and made from real coffee beans. There's so little caffeine in Starfucks coffee that Olympic athletes can drink litres and litres of the stuff without worrying about failing any sort of drug test.

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                • #9
                  There are some new early symptoms of this disease just discovered which include some obvious delusions;

                  Persistently mentioning how clean NYC is from personal experience despite all the evidence to the contrary.

                  Inviting total strangers to visit you there with such a palpable air of desperation it screams serial killer.

                  If you see any of the above behavior do not take any chances, just realise they are mentally ill and AVOID AVOID AVOID


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 7_up View Post
                    Zombie apocalypse anyone?
                    excited for world war z

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